E THEME BY EXCOLO
Where I will spew my thoughts on fashion, my fandoms, life,my latest obsession and everything else that catches my attention
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thebicker:

oinonio:

questionall:

A republican with a heart - I didn’t think they existed anymore.

A republican with a brain.

He’s a Democrat.

thebicker:

oinonio:

questionall:

A republican with a heart - I didn’t think they existed anymore.

A republican with a brain.

He’s a Democrat.

Tagged with: #politics  

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

Tagged with: #cackles  

rosalui:

  • He spoke at least three languages. French, the old language of the aristocracy and Black family heritage; German, from his mother’s side; and at least a smattering of others, both from formal lessons by childhood tutors, and tidbits picked up by his precocious young mind via travels though Europe / nursemaids / books.
  • He played the piano, a product of his blue-blood upbringing.
  • He had probably learned the basics of a formal sword duel for the same reasons, though nothing remotely practical.
  • The members of the House of Black never used the front door. It was both uncouth and forbidden. Worse, it could lead to contact with Muggles.
  • Sirius hated being trapped in that house.
  • The motorbike started as a Muggle Studies project. The professor, who’d had one too many brushes with his family and their ilk, hated the sight of him at first. He graduated as her favorite student. The day he was arrested, she resigned.
  • Animals loved him.
  • He was already unhappy with his family when he left for Hogwarts; James Potter may have played an important part in the trajectory of his life and beliefs, but the wheels were already turning when he stepped onto that train.
  • This probably had something to do with Andromeda, who could have been already married to Ted and blasted off the tapestry at this point.
  • Muggle punk rock.
  • He was good at Divination, and it was his fourth favorite class. (After Muggle Studies, DADA, and Care of Magical Creatures.
  • He tended to be fairly dismissive of anyone he deemed stupid.
  • He was completely aware of how good-looking he was.
  • When he wasn’t being an arrogant snot about it, he rather despised the fact that he was so fawned-over for something that was the direct product of hundreds of years of prejudiced pureblood inbreeding.
  • He didn’t believe in keeping children ignorant of the war. He was a child when his great-aunt told him Muggles were good hunting for sport; his brother was a child when he joined the Death Eater ranks and learned how to torture; the Hogwarts Express was emptier from murdered children every year; his best friends were children when Voldemort marked them for death. Ignorance kept people scared, the government fumbling, and his friend robbed of basic human rights.
  • He believed, like a lot of teenagers who grew up angry and disillusioned in the 1970’s, that the revolution was theirs and their place was at the front of the battle lines.
  • There were two things he’d have died for -
  • The cause was one of them.
  • His friends were the other.
  • - and he did.
Tagged with: #Harry Potter  #*ugly sobbing*  
How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

eremiel-fallen-angel:

awkward-fallen-demon-in-221b:

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

Is this how Dean Winchester escaped his coffin guys?

Probably. I always believed that John would test Dean on knowing shit like that

Tagged with: #i dont know tag this?  #survival  #?  

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Tagged with: #cackles  
tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Tagged with: #cackles  
thescienceofjohnlock:

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

Fucking yeah

thescienceofjohnlock:

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

Fucking yeah

Tagged with: #want  

maichan808:

shieldsexual:

Look y’all, I’m not in Teen Wolf fandom anymore, I cop to that. BUT THIS is a total shit show. 

Fandom belongs to FANS and should not EVER be on a website that the powers that be create for their own purposes or in the control of a corporate sponsor (.mtv is not cute). Placing work on the website, ADMITTING to the desire to move fandom into an area where they have more control and removing the interaction fans have with each other to a space in which 1. you don’t hold the rights to your work and standards are set not by the community but the powers that be and 2. you’re removed from the traditions of fanspace is totally gross and inappropriate on their part. They aren’t the first ones to try this bullshit either, they’re just cloaking it in different words.

Please don’t fall for this and if you DO and are curious about it please carefully read the TOS for the site you are signing up for and learn about how they can and will use your content for profit in the future. Protect yourself, protect your community. Ultimately, it’s your choice but it should always be YOUR choice and YOUR experience and YOUR fandom. Bringing it out of the realm of fans, where you didn’t create the website, you didn’t make the rules, you can’t do whatever the fuck you want, is not okay. It’s not what fandom is about. Teen Wolf PTB aren’t PART of fandom. You are.

A few highlights from their User Content Submission Agreement:

5. Rights Granted to MTV.
In connection with all User Content you submit using the User Content Submission Features, you grant to MTV, the Parent Companies and the Affiliates, the unqualified, unrestricted, unconditional, unlimited, worldwide, irrevocable, perpetual and royalty free right, license, authorization and permission, in any form or format, on or through any media or medium and with any technology or devices now known or hereafter developed or discovered, in whole or in part, to host, cache, store, maintain, use, reproduce, distribute, display, exhibit, perform, publish, broadcast, transmit, modify, prepare derivative works of, adapt, reformat, translate, and otherwise exploit all or any portion of your User Content on the Site (regardless of the Device through which the Site may be accessed) and any other channels, services, and other distribution platforms, whether currently existing or existing or developed in the future, of MTV, the Parent Companies and the Affiliates (collectively, the “Platforms”), for any purpose whatsoever (including, without limitation, for any promotional purposes) without accounting, notification, credit or other obligation to you, and the right to license and sub-license and authorize others to exercise any of the rights granted hereunder to MTV, the Parent Companies and Affiliates, in our sole discretion.

The rights, licenses and privileges described in this Submission Agreement and granted to MTV, the Parent Companies and the Affiliates, shall commence immediately upon submission of your User Content to or through the User Content Submission Features and continue thereafter perpetually and indefinitely, regardless of whether you continue or remain a registered user or not, unless and until terminated, in whole or in part, by MTV on notice to you…. You are not entitled to and you will not receive any compensation or other consideration for your User Content or any use made of your User Content once submitted. You also understand and agree that neither all or any portion of your User Content, nor any commercial, advertisement, promotional, marketing or other material associated with your User Content, need to be submitted for approval prior to use.

Tagged with: #Teen Wolf  #signal boost